a quick story about binks. years ago in college while i was busy making terrible decisions that i am still paying for today i went out for a few drinks with binks, who back then still operated under the moniker, aj. we went to bubs, then kams, then back to the sigma chi house where we ran into the big dog, passed out drunk. some of the other ‘brothers’ came up with the brilliant idea to dress the big dog up in a collection of bras and underwear that they had kept form the numerous attractive girls that had stayed the night in the fraternity. initially taken by surprise – as the only bras and underwear the zbt house typically found lying around could have enveloped the big dog entirely, my awe subsided and we began to take part in dressing the big dog. after a while, when all was done binks and i headed downstairs to their foyer to see what might be going on, or if by chance there might be some stray girls left hanging around..and there were, though sadly she was taken. in what might be the frattiest college moment either of us ever experienced we witnessed one of his pledge brothers having sex with a totally naked girl on the wood floor of the foyer of the sigma chi house, even heading around outside to a window to allow us a bird’s eye view of the event. this story will serve very little significance to anyone* other than binks, but its importance should be noted as i told him at the time that it was a story that the two of us would laugh about forever.
happy birthday binks!
*of course should you be reading this and still be in college there is a lesson to be learned here. dream big – and with enough alcohol anything can happen.
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