tale of the tape

seeing as they both hang out in london and refer to cell phones as mobiles, greet their friends with ‘cheers,’ and live in ‘flats’ why not a tale of the tape:
pete doherty vs. big dave!

pete doherty

famous for: the libertines, babyshambles, being a drug addict, dating kate moss
partying: a notorious abuser of almost every illegal substance under the sun, it is amazing that he is still alive
style: dior homme, j. lindeberg, cool hats, kate moss on his arm
what he left behind: the libertines went on to form dirty pretty things who landed a pretty good song on one of the final episodes of ‘the oc.’

big dave

famous for: always being up for anything, eating ears of corn in six seconds.
partying: he could drink enough generic vodka to kill a man, seriously.
style: hickory freeman yellow/gold casino dealer jacket, not kate moss on his arm.
what he left behind: his apartment at one astor place, which sadly is now deader than marissa cooper or ‘the oc.’

tallying up the points things are pretty close, requiring a tie breaker. pete doherty never sent me a picture like this, big dave did…

winner: pete doherty! i wonder if bruce is somewhere under that umbrella?

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