watching the game here in ny the only thing i heard was disgust for the bears for ruining otherwise wonderful super bowl parties. these were people who didn’t grow up listening to hub arkush’s fat pig mouth, inhaling brats while quoting ‘da bears,’ and had not subscribed to the grabowski (white trash) way of life. they had not seen any of the bears’ games this season and by halftime had made the only observation that anyone not mentally ill could make – that the bears’ offense was nothing short of offensive and that the football, sports, and general media were not wrong in saying the bears were the worst team to ever represent the nfc in the super bowl. as had been the case the entire season they were only able to score on freak turnovers and kick off/punt returns, and tonight their luck ran out. only acts of god were able to help them beat terrible teams like the cardinals and giants, and they did not manage to beat one team with a winning record (at full strength) the entire season!
judging from the silence in chicago tonight one can only wonder if the bears’ fans are aware that the game is over and that the bears lost. over the last four months it has been hard to hear my normally intelligent friends speak about the bears, comparing rex grossman to johnny unitas, and hoping out of the boredom that is chicago, that the bears were a super bowl caliber team. their incredible stupidity on the subject of the bears would be no different than if i called them up every sunday night and told them new york was on the west coast, the sun was green, and that the word ‘moon’ was spelled r-e-d. in fact in recent history only george w. bush and his gang of thieves has been able to assess a situation more incorrectly.
so for tank johnson, it’s time to go to jail where he can hang out with his anti-semitic friend, ricky manning jr. yep, the bears chose a team of real life criminals to represent the city of chicago and still lost. finally and to show it’s not just me check out this link from the popular sports blog deadspin, the whole country is laughing at the chicago bears. indeed bruce, the bears are who we thought they were, go ahead and crown their asses.
